yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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