Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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