I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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