I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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My ass is underappreciated
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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