Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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