Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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