the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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