By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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