Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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