The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i barfeds in our rink
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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