If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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