I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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