Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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