so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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