I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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