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• (847): View more from Illinois

  the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.

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• (619): View more from California

  all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark

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• (914): View more from New York

  How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way

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