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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.

  (573): View more from Missouri

  Successful day.

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• (831): View more from California

  Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game

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• (516): View more from New York

  Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me

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• (212): View more from New York

  He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.

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• (845): View more from New York

  There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.

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