Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Boobs speak an international language.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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