i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize