I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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