Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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