Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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