Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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