Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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