Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.