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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out

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  How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door

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  and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice

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• (914): View more from New York

  Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Blow job season was short but glorious.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys

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• (315): View more from New York

  Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.

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