What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
