the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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