After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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