Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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