i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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