come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
