im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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