..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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