who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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