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(206): View more from Washington

would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?

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(585): View more from New York

Congratulations on your moose knuckle.

(614): View more from Ohio

Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?

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(240): View more from Maryland

i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

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(513): View more from Ohio

This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads

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(707): View more from California

It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.

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(330): View more from Ohio

okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.

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(517): View more from Michigan

So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...

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(910): View more from North Carolina

All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.

(1-910): View more from North Carolina

They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.

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