i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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