I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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