if you like me you must not know who I am
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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