One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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