i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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