you guys were way drunker than both of me
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
