i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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