Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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