So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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