i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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