i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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