Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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