guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They took my balls.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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