if you like me you must not know who I am
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
