"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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