I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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