Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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