i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
