Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize