38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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