Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
