She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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